What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Innocent before proven guilty

You shall not bear false witness.

But this is not

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your going to be alright just relax

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like religions.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Maybe leave out

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Lose lips shimk ships.

Deuteronomy 17

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?